Happy Brexmas!

When you’re queuing up for sprouts
and find your flour’s very low,
there’ll be little time for doubts
though you won’t be making dough. 

                   refrain        So have a very Happy Brexmas!

                                    We’ll all be getting thinner by the day

                                    for the Xmas pud won’t last

                                    until the vote is passed 
                                    and we’ve sent the EU on its merry way.

As you dine on roasted rat

if you’ve money for the meter

and the roof’s not fallen flat,

you’ll decide that life’s got sweeter.

                   refrain     So have a very Happy Brexmas! etc.

While the NHS will wither

and your schooling shrivel more,

stand your ground. Don’t dither

as you shiver with the poor.

                    refrain     So have a very Happy Brexmas! etc.

When finances flee abroad

while our industries decline

you’ll not see government as flawed

though you’ve reached the bottom line.

                   refrain     So have a very Happy Brexmas! etc.

You’ve been toughened by the Tories,

waving the flag as your prize.

The flag was part of their stories,

now proven full of lies.

                   refrain        So have a very Happy Brexmas

                                    while most of us get thinner by the day.

                                    The rest of us won’t last

                                    until the vote is past,

                                    but we’ll send the EU on its merry way.