Pat-Everybody’s-Cake

 


Sing ho-hum, my hearties; slip away, sins,

so, muddy-lie-middens, bureaucracy wins.

Sing hone-hum, my hearties, shade out your sins,
for, drift-a-lie down, the judiciary wins. 

Sing hokum, my hearties; don't tally your sins,
as, roll-the-lie-over, government wins. 

Sing hope-hum, my hearties; tuck up your sins,
since, fall-a-lie-silly, the media wins.

Sing hopeless, my healthless; forget about sins

because, not-a-lie-wageless, poverty wins.