What an ingrate! Reincarnate
suffering in a desert state!
Barmy am I, sainted friend?
I am not the one to wend
My Way to Patmos site, nor climb
up cliffs to sit there, stare, and rhyme
a dotty ditty on the Holy
Book of See-It-All. I'm solely
into sifting sand between My Toes
when I'm on vac. Look, there it goes!
Whoopsa! Wheeee! I
have more fun
building My Castles in the sun.
Now, who but you could say that's mad?
D'you really think, my haloed cad,
that I’m, like you, a Silly Sod?
Be careful, John,
Your Better,
God